Damn bro, what happened to the memes?

imessedup.srry
What rises as it falls? Where does today come beforeyesterday?
What has hands but can't clap? What is black when it's clean, and white when it's dirty?
Throw away my outer, keep my inner; eat my outer, throw away my inner. What am I? What can fill a room, but doesn't take up sapce?
What has one hed, one foot, and four legs? What is always in front of you, but can never be seen?
What becomes shorter when you add two letters at the end? You don't know you have me when you have me. But, you miss me when I am gone. What am I?