Greetings honored guests! Today, I-your gracious, generous (and slightly dramatic) host- am opening
doors to a celebration of sugar, whimsy, and questionable authority. There is only one rule here.
Well... actually... there are several. But they all revolve around cake.
Rule No.1
I will call each gust forward according to age. One bye one. Patiently. Magestically. When your
age is spoken, you must answer correctly.
Rule No.2
The correct response? Simply: "Let them eat cake." Exactly that. No more. No less. No
add-ons, emojies, or even nervous giggles.
Rule No.3
Upon perfect recitation, you shall recieve your slice-a fluffy symbol of triumph, etiquette, and
delicious compliance.
Rule No. 4
Failure to respond with the sacred phrase results in-gasps no cake for you!
Rule
No.5
Attempts to bribe the host will be met with admiration(but will not get you cake). Probably We'll
see.